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Jonny Megabyte · Post by **Jonny Megabyte** » Mon May 02, 2005 11:30 am

Special guests:
Gabba-the-Slut (aka Shirley Crocker)
and Dj Woof

Tramp with a Turntable · Mon May 02, 2005 1:05 pm

I'm actually coming to this one

if I can be fucked...which probably won't be the case...ah well!

herod · Post by **herod** » Tue May 03, 2005 11:08 am

EN EN
Welcome one and all to this Electronica Night ELECTION NIGHT SPECIAL.
Make your voice heard by celebrating the mother of all democracies in attending the political party of the century. To salute the great democracy that is our country in full politcal momentum all are invited to wear the colour of their favourite party (Or a pair of jeans and trainers like normal).

Alternatively- rock the 'prospective lib dem candidate' stylezz and arrive in Matalan polyester suit with flock of babies to kiss in the foreground of any available zoom lens.

Our very own John Snow (Daniel Obsolete) will be providing the live visual link-up to Conservative head office/Michael Howard's mind where the Asti Spumante is already 'on ice' as the results roll in.

Also on offer-
MP for Norwich North the right honourable Jonny Megabyte (Ghettotech/CaisterBass Democratische Alliance)
Prospective MEP for Norwich North DJ Clam (Council of Elders-Coruscant)
Retiring member for Ipswich Central Gabba-the-Slut (Monster Raving Raving)
and the father of the house the right-on Shirley Crocker (Klingon)

Fvck it- this extended metaphor is doing my head in.
Just come down for chrissakes- it's electro and electronica all night.

8-11pm
thursday 5th May
Bedfords Crypt, Norwich

MikeTheBarber · Post by **MikeTheBarber** » Tue May 03, 2005 11:59 am

John snow is the MAN...........I'd have his babies if I were a laydee

Jonny Megabyte · Post by **Jonny Megabyte** » Tue May 03, 2005 1:38 pm

Nah...if I was a laydee,
I'd go for Paxman every time.

jonny jj winter · Post by **jonny jj winter** » Tue May 03, 2005 1:50 pm

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::newsflash::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

to entice all you eligable batchelors out there:
well known fact that young middle class ladies LOVE political based electronic rave-ups in an underground bar/sewer!

so come down and drool over your oversized novelty rosette and pink polyester shirt (how many consecutive days can michael howard wear that same piece of nipple chaffing wannabee-endearing trash?)

if you bring a friend & wear party colours/dress like a politician, then you get in F R E E !

_____________________________________________________________
this has been a party political broadcast from Gabba The Slut,
sweatshop-labour candidate for waveney district council south lowestoft

''''''care in the community''''''

herod · Post by **herod** » Tue May 03, 2005 2:31 pm

A vote for Gabba is a vote for common sense.

Tough on gabba. Tough on the causes of gabba.
Let the gabba fit the crime
etc
etc
ad infinitum...

But possibly a turntable for every tramp.

jonny jj winter · Post by **jonny jj winter** » Tue May 03, 2005 2:41 pm

a good dose of gabba shitcore administered straight to the brain of every tramp, to sober them up into getting jobs. most have mortgages + familys + dogs that need walking, and have just forgotten.

but i have soft policies on kittens!

JJ

(for any en loving super geeks out there - http://groups.myspace.com/en )

Obsolete · Post by **Obsolete** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:06 pm

just to let you folks know i'll be back in full force with the obsolete visuals roadshow,

had a couple of fallow weeks of late but i should be in fine fettle to bring you all things 8mm and light based on the night although i may be a little jaded due to the likely hood of a heavy weds night (birthday celebrations!)

any who see you all there for the raving-raving-large-parties election special!

obsolete.

herod · Post by **herod** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:30 pm

Obsolete's birthday.......

that does it.
it's a landslide for the birthday party!!!!!!!!!

jonny megabyte being our no.1 mixing expert has agreed to try to mix 'Mr. Songwriter' by Vic Reeves to an electro track.
I'm intrigued.

no pressure.

james · Post by **james** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:43 am

Hah, I'll be there for sure. Loving the new avatar there Herod. I may wear a mix of colours to symbolise my lack of loyalty to any one party whilst I sip a brew and hop around to electronic music.

robot · Post by **robot** » Thu May 05, 2005 1:25 am

some people i know are going, so so am i.

like i said before, never been to a music night at the crypt, should be interesting.

Jonny Megabyte · Post by **Jonny Megabyte** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:12 am

EN certainly gets my vote tonight...yuk' yuk' yuk'

jonny jj winter · Post by **jonny jj winter** » Thu May 05, 2005 5:30 pm

your off the team megabyte..

lew · Post by **lew** » Fri May 06, 2005 11:41 am

maybe there should be elections more often, not because i care who lives in that house on downing street.
Simply due to en being double brill last night! ! !
awesome fun .
a bit of dancing a bit of tequilla.

uncollected.co.uk

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