uncollected.co.uk

Some Ebay sellers really are poor, desperate half-wits...but this guy has already gone way beyond the "checking-in-sofa-for-cash" method.

I can only hope he's a crack addict or something to warrant this depravity.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 26206&rd=1

(please select "ask seller a question" and call him a work-shy twat)

"an experienced candle burner will be able to rescue the poor thin wick and enjoy many nights of soothing candle light!"

and jesus wept

Woah, that's either desperation or the modern day lazy-man's carboot sale.