...and I thought I was desperate for cash!

[Tramp with a Turntable]

Some Ebay sellers really are poor, desperate half-wits...but this guy has already gone way beyond the "checking-in-sofa-for-cash" method.

I can only hope he's a crack addict or something to warrant this depravity.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 26206&rd=1

(please select "ask seller a question" and call him a work-shy twat)

[setwin]

"an experienced candle burner will be able to rescue the poor thin wick and enjoy many nights of soothing candle light!"

and jesus wept

[james]

Woah, that's either desperation or the modern day lazy-man's carboot sale.