valentines cards

setwin · Post by **setwin** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:14 am

i know its sad to compare and all, especially as i get none. but this year i got two. i was [sad to admitt] very excited. they both arrived on saturday. yesterday i was extremely hung over as i'd been out with MC Chav, so to cheer myself up i decided to open them. and to my horror and my flatmates amusement one of them was from My mums cat. which means its from my mum. this did not cheer me up.

all i have to is find out who sent the other one, hopefully not my dad!

lew · Post by **lew** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:59 pm

i dont think i am goiong to be getting a valentines from my cat this year,she just scratched the fuck out of my hand and hissed her ranking cat food breath all over the place...
Be thankful for derranged mothers and cats with legible hand writing.....

Anyways, i have full belief in christmas but when it comes to valentines i am scrooge Mc duck FULL STOP.
who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(me)

MikeTheBarber · Post by **MikeTheBarber** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:29 pm

lew wrote:she just scratched the fuck out of my hand and hissed her ranking cat food breath all over the place...

Dont stick your fingers so far up her arse, she wont get so angry

setwin · Post by **setwin** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:09 pm

Tramp with a Turntable · Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:55 pm

...and if you want an especially nice card off your cat,
I suggest you stick something else up it's arse.