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Please for the love of God no...
Posted: Thu May 20, 2004 4:54 pm
by james
Hasselhoff in hip-hop horror
David Hasselhoff, he of Baywatch and Knightrider fame, is set to give the likes of Snoop Doggy Dog a run for their money – by releasing his own hip-hop album.
The erstwhile lifesaver is said to be working with revered hip-hop producer Ice T, a friend and neighbour of the fuzzy star in Los Angeles.
“The man is a legend,” says Ice T. “We are going to show a whole new side of him.”
Our continental friends in Germany have already had a taster of David's 'other side'. He is one of the country's biggest pop stars, with seven top selling albums under his belt.
And if Ice T is anything to go by, his transition into hip-hop will be a smooth one.
“I promise you. (David) will surprise people with his rap skills and
humour.”
And his new rapper name? 'Hassle The Hoff'. He's right with the humour bit, that's for sure.
Let's hope it's lies, evil lies.
Posted: Thu May 20, 2004 6:06 pm
by setwin
that has to be lies. "hassle the hoff" do me a favour.
i really hope its true though. i think i would die laughing if he really did do it.
Posted: Thu May 20, 2004 6:35 pm
by willy the piss
did you know randy savage(bonesaw in the spiderman film) has an album out?
wrestler battle raps...
ha
fucking
ha
Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 12:42 pm
by james
Please tell me you are going to give me a copy of that album.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 10:18 am
by willy the piss
i'll try to find it online
check out
http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/machoman/be_a_man/
to read some of his lyrics
Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 10:21 am
by james
that deluded mentalist wrote:[CHORUS 2x]
You were my perfect friend
Right there until the end
I'm forever missin' you
Until we meet again
Can't explain this pain
Never felt like this
Mr. Perfect don't you know
That you'll be truly missed
Please someone shoot that man.
Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 10:14 am
by lawrence
if david hassel the hoff does release a hip hop masterpiece u have 2 get him to play the next uncollected. plus his rapping cant b worse than ICE T
Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 2:45 pm
by james
Good idea - but it has to be a masterpiece.
Single best picture of the hoffmeister ever.
Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 12:41 pm
by willy the piss
dope, thought that kids thumb was aflame
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:04 pm
by james
ahah yeah
Reminiscent of the British Gas advert, only in white and black and 2 foot tall.