Please for the love of God no...

james · Post by **james** » Thu May 20, 2004 4:54 pm

Hasselhoff in hip-hop horror
David Hasselhoff, he of Baywatch and Knightrider fame, is set to give the likes of Snoop Doggy Dog a run for their money – by releasing his own hip-hop album.

The erstwhile lifesaver is said to be working with revered hip-hop producer Ice T, a friend and neighbour of the fuzzy star in Los Angeles.

“The man is a legend,” says Ice T. “We are going to show a whole new side of him.”

Our continental friends in Germany have already had a taster of David's 'other side'. He is one of the country's biggest pop stars, with seven top selling albums under his belt.

And if Ice T is anything to go by, his transition into hip-hop will be a smooth one.

“I promise you. (David) will surprise people with his rap skills and
humour.”

And his new rapper name? 'Hassle The Hoff'. He's right with the humour bit, that's for sure.

Let's hope it's lies, evil lies.

setwin · Post by **setwin** » Thu May 20, 2004 6:06 pm

that has to be lies. "hassle the hoff" do me a favour.

i really hope its true though. i think i would die laughing if he really did do it.

willy the piss · Post by **willy the piss** » Thu May 20, 2004 6:35 pm

did you know randy savage(bonesaw in the spiderman film) has an album out?
wrestler battle raps...

ha

fucking

ha

james · Post by **james** » Mon May 24, 2004 12:42 pm

Please tell me you are going to give me a copy of that album.

willy the piss · Post by **willy the piss** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:18 am

i'll try to find it online
check out
http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/machoman/be_a_man/
to read some of his lyrics

james · Post by **james** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:21 am

that deluded mentalist wrote:[CHORUS 2x]
You were my perfect friend
Right there until the end
I'm forever missin' you
Until we meet again
Can't explain this pain
Never felt like this
Mr. Perfect don't you know
That you'll be truly missed

Please someone shoot that man.

lawrence · Post by **lawrence** » Thu May 27, 2004 10:14 am

if david hassel the hoff does release a hip hop masterpiece u have 2 get him to play the next uncollected. plus his rapping cant b worse than ICE T

james · Post by **james** » Fri May 28, 2004 2:45 pm

Good idea - but it has to be a masterpiece.
Single best picture of the hoffmeister ever.

willy the piss · Post by **willy the piss** » Mon May 31, 2004 12:41 pm

dope, thought that kids thumb was aflame

james · Post by **james** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:04 pm

ahah yeah
Reminiscent of the British Gas advert, only in white and black and 2 foot tall.