Steve Irwin killed by a stingray to the heart
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Steve Irwin killed by a stingray to the heart
Hailed as a modern day 'Noah' by RSPCA the legend ist kaput.....
http://www.guardian.co.uk/australia/sto ... 23,00.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/australia/sto ... 23,00.html
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I mean, this is fucked up, it's like some kind of fucked opera with shit instead of music.
That man gave animals a chance, a fucking chance he put them on TV he paved the way for them to get out of the swamps, their burrows, their little fucking holes in the ground. He dragged them by their fucking tails, squawking gnashing ungrateful scrounging nest-filthing fuck-up dole-grunging leper troglomoppe skownker .
Sure, he wound 'em up a little. Put his hand on the odd croc's tongue, turned his wedding ring jewel inward and let a little wallaby have a palm across the snout, and I'll wager it'll turn out to be proved to be him in that CCTV footage, naked and stamping on the eggs of endangered alligators, on the M25.
But what the fuck are animals without a khaki knight like stinkin' Steve Irwin? An unmolested, majestically calm group of sustainable non-fucking-entities, that's fucking what.
You see a TV camera, you fucked up platypus bilge-rat? Fucking make nice, cunt, fucking make nice for MTV or I'm going to yank your fucking mum's tail out of your fucking little slop-hovel of reeds and shit and stuff dirty fingers in the holes in her duck's beak (no, cunt the other beak, I'm not fucking around) Fucking make nice and Irwin will make you a fucking star.
He may be a fucking pudgy Antipodean dressed like a paedophile trying to confuse down's syndrome boy scouts, but for you he's a one way ticket to fucking hollyood, cunt. Barb him through the breastplate and you've fucked that whole scene.
You fucked your own whole scene.
RIP, croc botherer brother.
And special love to 2pac
That man gave animals a chance, a fucking chance he put them on TV he paved the way for them to get out of the swamps, their burrows, their little fucking holes in the ground. He dragged them by their fucking tails, squawking gnashing ungrateful scrounging nest-filthing fuck-up dole-grunging leper troglomoppe skownker .
Sure, he wound 'em up a little. Put his hand on the odd croc's tongue, turned his wedding ring jewel inward and let a little wallaby have a palm across the snout, and I'll wager it'll turn out to be proved to be him in that CCTV footage, naked and stamping on the eggs of endangered alligators, on the M25.
But what the fuck are animals without a khaki knight like stinkin' Steve Irwin? An unmolested, majestically calm group of sustainable non-fucking-entities, that's fucking what.
You see a TV camera, you fucked up platypus bilge-rat? Fucking make nice, cunt, fucking make nice for MTV or I'm going to yank your fucking mum's tail out of your fucking little slop-hovel of reeds and shit and stuff dirty fingers in the holes in her duck's beak (no, cunt the other beak, I'm not fucking around) Fucking make nice and Irwin will make you a fucking star.
He may be a fucking pudgy Antipodean dressed like a paedophile trying to confuse down's syndrome boy scouts, but for you he's a one way ticket to fucking hollyood, cunt. Barb him through the breastplate and you've fucked that whole scene.
You fucked your own whole scene.
RIP, croc botherer brother.
And special love to 2pac
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