i will be as wild as a bag of steaming animal swung into a gut, however my friend is insisting he will only be as wild as an old woman up a tree because of work on monday.
I'm sure once things get into the swing of erm.. things that he'll be persuaded
And then he'll be as wild as twenty nine jolly jugglers dancing on top of a gigantic birthday cake singing "Zadok the priest" whilst smacking each other round the head with jellied eels