The Agony Tramp's Problem Page
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The Agony Tramp's Problem Page
Marrital abuse? anal scabs? can't put up a shelf? incontinence and imcompetance? wife beater? tele-addict? lost some lose change? going to die tomorrow? listen to trance?
Whatever your problem, contact the Agony Tramp on this page.
No problem too big or small.
Help charged at 10p per gripe or moan/ 20p per tear or tantrum.
Will Dj for food
last night the pope contacted me in my sleep. he was highly distressed. he told me that shortly after people had finished visiting his corpse, the priests cracked his skull open with a silver mallet. a butterfly then flew out of it which contained the popes mind and soul, and he believed he was flying towards heaven. however, several weeks have passed now and he still hasnt arrived. he is now making his way through the ozone layer and is shitting his little butterfly pants. he will be contacting me in my sleep again tonight. so tell me tramp, what advice would you give him? he is losing faith fast!
you will fry!
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A blocked passage is always a problem for me James, my dear.
I find Barry Scott's Cillit Bang does wonders. The cheeky little fellow even offers some useful tips on this link:
http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03 ... remix.html
Hope that helps!
Now to a very important matter: Mr Ahkboob is on the lookout for a butterfly containing the late Pope's spirit and soul. Nets at the ready, gang! Let's see if we can catch the Pope in his insectoid form.
I look forward to pinning the little Catholic fella's wings in my collectors book.
I find Barry Scott's Cillit Bang does wonders. The cheeky little fellow even offers some useful tips on this link:
http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03 ... remix.html
Hope that helps!
Now to a very important matter: Mr Ahkboob is on the lookout for a butterfly containing the late Pope's spirit and soul. Nets at the ready, gang! Let's see if we can catch the Pope in his insectoid form.
I look forward to pinning the little Catholic fella's wings in my collectors book.
Will Dj for food
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Looks like someone has a BIG problem
Looks like someone has a BIG problem...ha ha ha.
I never liked him either... in fact, I mortally despise the c***!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5208850.stm
I never liked him either... in fact, I mortally despise the c***!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5208850.stm
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