subservientchicken

Hénrí · Post by **Hénrí** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 11:00 am

This chick will do neally anything for you!!!!
http://www.subservientchicken.com

willy the piss · Post by **willy the piss** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 11:39 am

hey why won´t he hijack a schoolbus and drive it into federal buildings armed with explosives? i like what he does when you ask him to do something "inappropriate"

james · Post by **james** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:42 pm

hehe yes, he waved his finger at me when I asked him to "play" with himself. I have got him to turn off the lights, fly, do exercises on the floor, sit on the sofa, kneel, lay an egg (but he did refuse to eat the egg afterwards).

Fun fun fun!

10 points to the person that finds the most ridiculous thing for the chicken to do.

willy the piss · Post by **willy the piss** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:40 pm

i keep saying take the thing off your leg and he keeps doing different weird things.
handstand(10 points?)

:pimpdaddy:

benoftowson · Post by **benoftowson** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 8:10 pm

i got him to scratch his arse/pretend to shit on the floor... oh and breakdance... he's crap though...

benoftowson · Post by **benoftowson** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 8:12 pm

i told him to rape the neighbour's dog... and he just walked around on all fours pretending to piss on the sofas...

Hénrí · Post by **Hénrí** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 8:34 pm

the 10 points go to Ben me thinks

willy the piss · Post by **willy the piss** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:52 am

like the murphy´s i´m not bitter, as long as the trophy goes on the conway mantelpiece...

benoftowson · Post by **benoftowson** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:31 am

on top of the tv in the poolroom... for all to see...