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I haven't been here for a while, we've been starting Slow 2nd Gen. Here goes... Hi kids! It’s time for us to finally pack up the Slow sound system once and for all, because prams cost money. We have 2 Behringer B300 active PA speakers (amped) plus stands and all leads. The set cost £700 new and has ...

you can go here to get a free mp3 of Jeans Team performing the Wham! classic 'Last Christmas'

http://www.louisville-records.de/mp3shop/index.php

you may get to see Jeans Team in the Norwich next year, but that's as much as I know right now, kids.

some of those Norf greats in the poll aren't even from round here (Delia), and neither is the singing postman. I have never read Nelson's column - is it in Let's Chat or something? and while I'm off the subject - has anyone else noticed the DISTURBING similarity between art (The Mighty Boosh) and li...

why must you always be reviewing music?

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

should I give up the day job? yes/no (tick box)

what no Red Dragon featuring Brian and Tony Gold???

amateur pop reggae enthusiast!

(nobody better than 'Your Honour' by Pluto, I reckon)

why don't I start off by telling this joke and you could all review it for me:

did you hear about the guy who achieved his life-long dream of getting run over by a steam engine?

he was chuffed to bits.

EDIT!! now circumstances beyond Slow control have meant that the bands that were playing the main room in the NAC are now being bled into the bar line-up (because Magoo pulled out and nobody else is local and famous enough for the auditorium). At the moment we're not sure who is playing anymore and ...

and the legendary Who Made Who are supporting Mylo at the UEA!!

I think the bar stuff in the afternoon (not our stuff) ia usually about 1 - 4pm. Evening stuff should I imagine run roughly 7.30 - 11 and beyondish.

as far as public anouncements go, this one was great apart from all the missing information. I didn't do it!

I am if you are.

oh.. nah not free but not a whole lot either, it's one of them NAC benefit shows because they blew all their lottery money before finishing the auditorium.

you're so modern.

send an SAE to the address on our website, and I may be able to find a copy for you er... from some bloke I met in the pub once.

yes that was the idea, and that's all you're getting out of me (unless you want a copy)

slow latest - not quite Miami Beat Alliance!! SATURDAY AUGUST 27 HOWLBACK HUM ALL-DAYER / NAC BENEFIT See www.howlbackhum.co.uk and www.norwichartscentre.co.uk and www.slowmagazine.com Slow host the bar (evening) with: HOOFUS KID ATOM BRACT THE MEMES (guitar project from the miami beat alliance boys...

aw, thanks mister Lew. Maybe I should admit that I have occasionally scribbled for almost all of these local mags in the past few years so I kind of know from experience that if any/all of these things fell off the face of the earth then it wouldn't matter one bit. It's also true that if that happen...

Outline: like all local music/lifestyle/listings magazines really (HushHush/Kool/Play/etc etc etc) their heart's in the right place but their brain is in their arse. Let's not confuse this kind of thing with journalism, people - some magazines are free for a reason. Folded was the best by far - one ...