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Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:03 am**

YEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!... SNOW... loads of it... well more than crappy english snow... classes are cancelled... and made my first snowman tonight

once again... YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS....
i feel like i'm 10 years old haha...
enjoy the rain...
peace...

:happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2003 12:49 pm**

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know.

-Enjoy

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:55 pm**

i watched those snowmen dance for so long, damn i´m a stoner

Posted: **Sat Dec 06, 2003 2:02 am**

some asshole ran it over this morning with a snowplough...

that one's a bit gay i know... sorry

Posted: **Sat Dec 06, 2003 7:01 pm**

well éveryone´s a little queer,
did the tibetan help you make the snowcock?
did anyone walk past while you were shaping the shaft? that would have looked odd.

that weather is nuts, all we´ve had is hailstorms...
watch kill bill

Posted: **Sat Dec 06, 2003 8:09 pm**

willy the piss wrote:well éveryone´s a little queer,
did the tibetan help you make the snowcock?

ahahahah

Very impressive job Ben, it is worryingly well crafted. Have you made any plans to instigate full on snow-warfare at your uni?

I am jealous, I want to play.

Posted: **Sat Dec 06, 2003 10:55 pm**

don't worry.. we had a few girls to help hetero it up a bit...
yeah his name is ang karma, he was the sherpa who helped my expedition to the top to craft the head... carried all my snacks up there for me...

we had a snow fight for three hours at 2 in the morning... the snow was about 8 inches deep over night and it didn't even stop...
apparently this is nothing and it gets SO much deeper later on...
the gayfaces came along and plowed it over in the morning...
i have mountains of work to do so peace...

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:00 pm**

That sounds like wild fun man. I want war, full pledged snow-war.
And next time although they won't stand as tall and proud I would like to see a pair of huge snow breasts.
Yes, snow breasts crafted carefully by skilled female hands.
Yes.

Posted: **Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:03 pm**

i take it you didnt wear any gloves ben?...........your hands look amazingly cold and bright red

Posted: **Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:27 pm**

MikeTheBarber wrote:i take it you didnt wear any gloves ben?...........your hands look amazingly cold and bright red

When hands touch snow cock, the welfare of the hands is irrelevant. Plus he is a hardcore Brit, he can't show pain to the Americans.

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shorts and t shirt...

shorts and t shirt...

my dick... i know it's stubby... but it was freezing...