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Posted: **Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:05 pm**

'lets get ready ready' for:

Rubbish! 2.0

we've got a live local broadland booty bass act, amazing live visuals by EN's AIRFIX TWIN (based on birds of a feather + keeping up appearances)
some film screenings early on by 'the chelmsford film society' (featuring andy 'ceephax' jenkinson)
free ferrero rocher on the door (!) handed out by our doorman known only as 'the ambassador...' (who's hidden cowboy hat camera provides visuals!)

13+ DJ's playing anything and everything you could possibly try to dance to, a gigantic houseparty crammed into Tony Mojos place for a rinse out party.

the best out-of-date music played by the worst DJ's,
its from 10 - 2 & only £3 to get in.
free ferrero rocher for everyone!!! (until they run out)

Posted: **Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:21 pm**

Ah yes, can't wait for this one, the line-up looks insane. The only problem is that your flyer looks too professional.

I imagined something like:

Posted: **Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:47 pm**

something a bit more like this you mean?

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come along you cunts!

Posted: **Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:58 pm**

Haha! That's fucking gold mate.
Who's next?

Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:15 pm**

"Richard!"

Yes yes yes....we: Larkman Vorhees will be providing punters,
nay the whole damn music industry, a friggin' service...
by playing at your Rubbish night.

Expect the Norfolk Ghetto Tech CLASSICS:

"Suzy Fowler-Watt What?"
"Wipe UR Booty"
"Gorleston Ghetto Rock"
"Fuck Tha New Norwich Market"
and a whole host of other shit tracks!

Bass it up, y'all.

Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:03 pm**

can i request - "taking a shit on company time"
you broadland booty bastards!

Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:36 pm**

all intentional, i swear.

Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:03 pm**

Consider it done:

"Taking a Shit on Company Time" the

Larkman "Paid-by-the-Log" Remix

...I'll also do a dj set to fill up the allotted time of 30 minutes...actually, we may just tell jokes over a ghetto-tech beat after our performance-of-a-lifetime...er...perfromance!

Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:25 pm**

oh johnny, thats indeed a beautiful thing!
hard for someone to beat,

definately the jokes megabyte, local.

Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:42 pm**

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:37 pm**

TeamRubbish! cooking up an extravaganza of entertainment:

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:14 pm**

Hmm fried beans and pasta at a guess.
The contrast is pretty great; split between a bling fisherman and a 21st century tribal g-funk. I like how yellow your house is too.

Rubbish tomorrow! Get involved to get it solved.

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Rubbish! 2.0 (thurs 13th @ S O N I C)

Rubbish! 2.0 (thurs 13th @ S O N I C)