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Don't mess with me cat or I'll rip your fucking tongue out.

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:23 pm
by james
This guy is the Don.
Yahoo News wrote:Kenyan grandfather, 73, kills leopard with hands

NAIROBI (Reuters) - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said on Wednesday.

Peasant farmer Daniel M'Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.

M'Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard's mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal's tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

"It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping," he told the daily Standard newspaper of how the leopard came at him and knocked him over.

The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer's wrist and mauled him with its claws. "A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide open mouth. I obeyed," M'Mburugu said.

As the leopard was dying, a neighbour heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

M'Mburugu was toasted as a hero in his village Kihato after the incident earlier this month. He was also given free hospital treatment by astonished local authorities.

"This guy is very lucky to be alive," Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident.

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How hardcore can you get? Not only is he at an age where most people are stumbling around looking for biscuits and looking for the next toilet, but he dropped his machete in favour of ripping the leopards tongue out.........with his bare hands.

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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:03 pm
by mute
Killa!

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 3:10 pm
by willy the piss
too much god in that story for me, number one rule in kenya is never drop your panga..
cats' tongues aren't as slippery as ours are they? that leopard with the tongue out makes me think of french archers
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:00 pm
by setwin
jesus!