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Post by Jonny Megabyte »

Holy Moly came up with these two great gems:

Emma Bunton before and after Photoshop:
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/images/bunton.jpg
GERI IS BACK BACK BACK!
Well, if you consider these good things, that is:

The Richard X/Annie collaboration "Me Plus One" is all about Geri Halliwell and the time she locked herself in Richard X's car because he wouldn't let her record "Some Girls".

Sample lyrics: "She didn't make Italia Conte/didn't get that TV show/then a nice man said he'd help her/with a new portfolio"
"Now this wannabe senorita/met a group of likely girls/traded posters and the voxpops/for jetting round the world/but it didn't make her happy/and now she flies alone/the wrong pictures in the paper/and no one back at home"
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Boy, does she look haggard in the original pic.
On the same white trashy vein...

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Which in turn reminds me of this story I read in the news yesterday.

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BBC wrote:Sisters give birth at 12, 14, 16
Three sisters with children
Natasha, Jemma and Jade Williams with children Amani, T-Jay and Lita
Three schoolgirl sisters have given birth aged 12, 14 and 16.

The Williams sisters, who live with their mother in a council house in Derby, feature in a BBC3 documentary called Desperate Midwives.

Natasha, the oldest, Jade and Jemma, the youngest, are reported to receive £600 a week in benefits.
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Makes me really sad........... Calling a child T-Jay just isn't fair.
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Classy birds.

I love the fact that the mother blames it all on the school!
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I love the fact that the one on the right has a half cast baby and the supposed father is some 14 or so white kid with ginger hair who has already taken responsibility and payed for clothes etc after a one night stand....... The boys father only just bought up the fact that the kid is blatently black and now they are asking for DNA tests........hahahaha

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she called her son T-Jay?!?!?!?!?!?!

jesus wept
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Post by bensonbenson »

If I had my way every one of those yowling white trash larvae would be shoved great big fucking blender, and any divvy, chavvy cow who expressed a desire to have children before the age of 11 would have to drink a pint of the resultant mutagenic muck instead of sex education lessons.

Midwives should carry revolvers. It's for the greater good.
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bensonbenson wrote:Midwives should carry revolvers. It's for the greater good.
lol. i agree
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simple plan: chavs should all be lined up and shot...... cruel? maybe, but they're not human... they're below the food chain due to the fact that they survive solely on mcdonalds, kebabs and smirnoff ice





... i do hate them so
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Natasha, Jemma and Jade Williams with children Amani, T-Jay and Lita
... says it all...
something cool and dangerous...
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Post by willy the piss »

if i'd known they were sisters when i slept with them, i could have saved some time. shit, i could have just spent one night in their derby mansion :wink: :wink: :wink:
maybe the sunken ship is the treasure
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stoghz wrote:simple plan: chavs should all be lined up and shot...... cruel? maybe, but they're not human... they're below the food chain due to the fact that they survive solely on mcdonalds, kebabs and smirnoff ice





... i do hate them so

I really hate people like you, you have the mentality of a 14 year old skateboarder or something. Granted there are 'chavs' that are the scum of the earth that go around having babies at 14 and beating peole up for no reason but then there are plenty of normal people.....The way you dress or speak does not determine weather or not you are a cunt......I have met many people at parties and through graffiti who you may consider a 'chavvy cunt' but they are just as nice as everyone else......Maybe even nicer and a little less stuck up thier own arse
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Right on brother, take em to the hole, ahmen!
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hehehehe

like anything you have to say will make me change my mind or opinions - pfer





well.. I don't care if you think I have an infantile mentality when it comes to this sort of thing, I'm too stuck up my own arse, right? yeeeeeah, well, my guts look pretty cool and the inside of my large intestine will thankfully dampen the sound of you pandering freaks who stand up for every tiny little thing ... squealing about ...........


iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm going to stop this rant now




bye
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Post by MikeTheBarber »

Belive me I don't make a hobby of standing up for every little thing, I just think you shouldn't be so quick to judge people.....Especially if you think they're more of a dick than yourself :lol:
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Is this a 'fight, fight, satellite' moment or has it all petered out to a smooth equilibrium?

:crazy:
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