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This funky little tool/toy allows you to upload photo containing a face and apply a transformation from a set list.

To experiment I thought it best to use this infamous photo as it has a rather defined headshot; thanks Herod.
Original:


Kid Herod!


West Asian Herod (!?!)


Old man Herod!


I then spotted at the bottom of the transformation list "drunk", ahhhh, to apply drunkardness to an already drunk person! The result:

Drunk Herod


Oh, I could keep going as there are about 15 transformations you can do, but you get the idea.

Here is the link to the online tool, you'll need the Java plug-in.
http://www.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~morph/Tran ... index.html

Play nice now!
[:love: for imageshack.us for hosting those piccies.]

Old man Herod is officially the scariest thing I have ever seen...EVER!

Hey looks like a cross between Freddy Kruger and Steptoe
(the old man, not the Son)

Yep...Old Man Herod is one ugly son of a bitch!
(just the Old Man, you understand...no more uncollected war!)

James, surely it would be fairer if you had "transmorphosized" your own pissed up face.That would have been funny,although there was a slight element of panic before i scrolled down.Thought you may have picked me ! !
double pissed herod, anyone seen the goonies?
(sorry man)

Hey it's all love my friends, alll love, no war, no uncollected war.

This picture was my choice as Herod has become something of a legend around these here parts. If you don't like it sir, give me the word and they shall be removed.

sheeeeeee-it, boyeeee.
that's all you gotta say.


I am honoured.

Yes Honoured

that you have chosen my 'issues' head to mangle to fvck.

I haven't seen anything as funny since the last time Scottish zapped me with his lazzzzer beams.

Wicked.

I understand how 'little kid' Herod is just a slightly yellower version, and West Indian is just a dirtier version.
But Old man is just mangled to fvck.

Like me in 2 years time at this rate.

A cautionary tale, boys and girls.

Heed, or NOT- at your peril