Norfolk Translations...

[james]

Narridge Yoonyun = major Norfolk employer
thang kyer = spoken at high speed, used by Norfolk shop assistants when
accepting money
how're yer gettin arn buh = Norfolk greeting
rup buh = variation on the above
hair = here
Shicagooo's = nightspot on Prince of Wales Road
bare = sold by the pint in Shicagooo's
is that roight? = comment to show attention being paid to speaker
ass a jouk = i'm just kidding
Khazi = suburb on the western outskirts of Narridge (not Bowthorpe)
Tross = pronounced like gross only beginning with a "T". suburb southside
of Narridge
Windam = small town south of Narridge (sensible abbreviation of it's
proper
name => Wymundimundimundum)
Loose-tarfed = east coast fishing port
card = traditionally eaten battered, with chips, might well have been
caught off Loose-tarfed
koodee = discount shop in St Stephens Street
hum base = DIY shop (various sites)
fooze = electrical component on sale at hum base
fool = petrol or diesel
stoop ud = term applied to f**kwits
gatoo = sticky chocolate cake
foo too = get these developed at boots
sproight = fizzy lemon drink
boost = to brag
jargon = like running, but a little slower


funny, yet true.

[ShaunsOtherDemeanour]

fuckin hul mahn, yer roit fukin clued up ornit hunt ya? as loik you fukin read moi fuckin moind ur suffin boi? as roit weared how newuun fuckin speak loike this in londun thew... as loike there all fuckin too hard or suffin, all loike that fuckin dizzie rascal, talking roit quick. i dunt understand nunuvet! as awful hair oi tulya! anyway mahn, oi gotta gew fuckin develop moi foooooooo toooooooooooos!

Straight Outta Dereham!

[Hénrí]

have you been a bit bored recently marn?