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Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:38 pm**

Fellow Bloc'ers!

We are a group of about 12 lads who are going to the Bloc as a stag do. Butlins have unfortunately announced that strippers are not permitted onsite, however we would still like to embarrass our friend if at all possible.

We'd love to hear from any ladies who would be up for making a bit of cash by winding up our poor mate.

Just to be clear, we're not after anything dodgy (you know what I mean), just want to someone to embarrass the guy, can be at any location onsite, entirely up to you

Please PM me if you're up for it !

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:21 pm**

Jaysus I'm not a lady...but I'm feckin' gorgeous you should see me in a pair of panties, wowza!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:51 pm**

how can you possibly refuse....

(and what would make your mate most embarrassed...?)

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:08 pm**

u should hire a midget dressed a smurf and handcuff him to ur mate for the whole weekend.. sleeps, shits, showers with him and all

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:13 pm**

hahaha!

excellent suggestions, however i think it might be a bit short notice to get a midget, amirite ;D

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:26 pm**

i kno just the girl, she's not a midget but she's goin as Hairy Anns Nobbs in her namesakes absence an she'l embarras ur mate any place u want! How much u offering??

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:40 pm**

PM sent!

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Fit lady required !

Fit lady required !