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Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:05 am**

It has to be the Camel Spider.

After hearing a British soldier in Iraq found one nestling within his trousers just before putting them on, it's unearthed my hatred for this truly vile creature.

You can ever watch a little movie of one of the bastards killing some poor little scorpion. (Yes, scorpions look sweet next to this thing.)
Link --> http://www.ecologicproductions.com/vide ... pider.html

Can anyone better that?

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2004 2:54 pm**

i have a spiders nest in my room above my bed, i hope its not them, i liked the dual action mouth, kinda reminds me of marilyn manson´s tongue. spiders are my friends tho, some scorpions glow in the dark, oooooh

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:52 pm**

willy the piss wrote: i liked the dual action mouth, kinda reminds me of marilyn manson´s tongue. spiders are my friends tho

ahah, I do see the likeness and both Manson and the camel spider could have easily crawled from the depths of hell. Generally spiders are my okay, (I hate flys more) but you won't find me anywhere near one of those bad boys.

YOO-ESS-A !.....YOO-ESS-A !.....YOO-ESS-A !.....

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:43 pm**

holy missing relatives batman, i thought that was just one of the fuckers!
then i counted the legs, are they climbing on top of each other to get at the soldiers´ throats easier? what´s happening in that picture?

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2004 7:59 pm**

i love spiders, best of all the arthropods... i love spiders, they're my friend...
i held a tarantuala once with patrick 'crazy hands' anthony at the norfolk show... and then the big bad wolf/russian disco music came on... the music came on in my head... not in real life... what a life i've lived...

that spider would ruin prospects of a civil democracy in any fucking country... why are they blaming saddam?...

do you think they sellotaped those spiders to the front of their laser guided bombs?...
:tank:

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2004 8:27 pm**

Ah but they aren't actually spiders Ben, count the limbs. As far as i'm aware they are actually solfugids, some sort of scorpion relative.

Thats all for my science lesson today.

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:29 pm**

We need more monsters!!!

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:29 pm**

I hope defecation deters them. Because if I saw one, I'd surely shit myself then cry.

Posted: **Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:13 pm**

Here's a contender.... this creature is vile! ...and now we find:

IT ATTACKS HUMANS!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5208850.stm

Posted: **Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:36 pm**

^^ That is pretty awful.

I've shown it before and I'll show it again, this dog is hell spawn.

Posted: **Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:48 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:48 pm**

Here's 2 more:

Hideous!!

Demented!!

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