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Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:41 pm**

MikeTheBarber wrote:

Mermaids and

MikeTheBarber wrote:piglets with eyes the size of watermelons.

Manga characters?!?

Sounds pretty cool to me.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:42 pm**

i dont know whether this is cruel or not, but it sure as hell is funny. (i like the bit where the man puts a yellow block between the 2 blues making it no longer in any way.)
http://www.wimp.com/skatingmonkey/

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:03 pm**

Monkeys: Nature's Fur-clad comedians!

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:17 pm**

For some reason that monkey scares the shit out of me!

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 7:08 pm**

Swansea gets tango'ed:

http://www.swansea-res.org.uk/news.html

When i first came across this I thought it was pretty funny, but you can see why the residents are pissed off......the film crew had no permission and they even lobbed fruit through some ladys window and smashed some old chaps window pots.......

Aled Edwards’ taxi was covered in sticky pulp in the incident, causing him to be late for work that evening. He asked us “What kind of a world do we live in where fresh fruit is needlessly lobbed down streets like this.” The only consolation we could give him was that a small amount of fruit was recovered and donated to Bryn Mynydd monkey sanctuary.

Not only did tango cause this damage, they didnt even clean up after and just left tonnes of fruit all over the street.......haha

And their offical reply is the icing on the cake:

Sometimes you have to make a mess to dramatise fruit refreshment to the consumer

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2006 9:27 am**

Hehehe, did you see that they found a grand piano at the top of Ben Nevis! That's pretty random..So is this:

http://www.futurelooks.com/?m=show&id=299

"The Turntable with Frickin' Lasers"

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2006 11:19 am**

Now if only I had a dust free room and $15K to spend on this piece of equipment, my vinyl would live forever.

Edit: Oh and to contribute, this is brilliantly random for how fitting his report is to the events that take place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy1rRggi ... ash%20news

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2006 12:09 pm**

I like how it can even play warped and damaged records.

Posted: **Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:32 am**

excellent recovery noel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IBC5udI ... %20edmonds??

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:02 pm**

Haha, laughing at a photo of a handicapped child. I knew there was a reason I harboured a secret affinity with the white haired scary man.

Mute brought this to my attention, but it's pretty unlikely.
It's odd the way in which the ball pauses as if taking a little break before continuing on its journey:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGYNBIMcUGA

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:36 pm**

ahrkboob wrote:excellent recovery noel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IBC5udI ... %20edmonds??

This is what Noel was really thinking...:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WIy3E1b ... onds%3F%3F

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:51 am**

I know dogs are known for being clever and loyal, but this one takes the [dog] biscuit.

BBC wrote:A US dog has won an award for saving her owner's life by dialling a phone number that alerted emergency services to her owner's diabetic seizure.

Belle the beagle triggered a call to an ambulance crew by biting on her owner, Kevin Weaver's, mobile phone.

The dog was trained to detect potential diabetic attacks by licking and sniffing Mr Weaver's nose to check his blood sugar levels and pawing him.

Belle resorted to dialling for help when Mr Weaver fell unconscious.

I like how they say resorted, as if she had the choice to drive him to the hospital as well. I wonder if she can call for Pizza too?

Full Story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/5099190.stm

Posted: **Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:20 pm**

james wrote:I like how they say resorted, as if she had the choice to drive him to the hospital as well. I wonder if she can call for Pizza too?

Full Story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/5099190.stm

I'd like to see if my cat will dial a phone.
Or even master not vomiting on my pillow.

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:29 pm**

This guy is every type of awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7hkZhhj_dg

"This is rock-and-roll!"

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:06 am**

james wrote:This guy is every type of awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7hkZhhj_dg

"This is rock-and-roll!"

video removed, what was it?

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