bird flu

Boris Yeltsin's Dad, Greg · Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:13 pm

i knew it would be the fucking swans. they've been looking shifty for months, like they know something we don't. never trust a swan. they're not even migratory, they've just been paying sneaky little winter holidays over in maharashtra. bastards. i bet the royal family's got something to do with this too. the queen's protected birds my arse. kill them all.

james · Post by **james** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:08 am

I don't see what the big fuss is all about really.
Just give them damn birds some lemsip and be done with it.

ahrkboob · Post by **ahrkboob** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:56 am

it had to be a swan. the royals had the right idea when they used to wipe their arses on their necks.