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Post by jonny jj winter »

write it in your diarys...
the premier outing of ---RUBBISH!--- is confirmed!
the newest shit night in town.

the future of partys! non genre-specific idiotic rave ups

________Rubbish!_______

wednesday 15th of JUNE.
@ THE BASTARD (mustard) LOUNGE!
21:00 - 01:30 hours
£2 early - £3 late.

FEATURING-
special guest electro hiphop headline stars -

::::Gypo:::: (live)

supported by-
::::fiver bag:::: - (live)
::::Kick_Kick_Snare:::: (live)

with garunteed Rubbish tunes by Rubbish resident DJ's-
- HRH DJ Diana
- chaka khant mix
- HMS Berlin

PLUS-
live sights for your sore eyes by- ::::2many Visuals::::

& prizes for the rubbishest fashion
& a rubbish raffle

Don't miss out on the first one, they are only going to get worse...
Rubbish! - the worst night of your life!

check the rubbishest website humanly created...

http://www.norwichisrubbish.com

All style, no substance. its Rubbish!

ps. please note: norwich isn't rubbish, we are!
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Post by Jonny Megabyte »

Very much looking forward to this!

GyPo doing their hits: "Ladies with No Clothes", "Turkish Delight" and "Taking a Shit on Company Time" niiiice.

Hey Arhkboob: you contacted the French Porn Ambassador yet?
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Post by Tramp with a Turntable »

This looks like my kinda night.
Will Dj for food
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Post by herod »

This looks absolutely fvcking rubbish.
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Post by MikeTheBarber »

This is gonna be fun.......The warm up 'party' for this is the best night in norwich....EVER

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Post by willy the piss »

if a picture's worth a thousand words how many words is the smiley drinking worth sam?
answers on a post card...
maybe the sunken ship is the treasure
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Post by MikeTheBarber »

1000!

If a Train leaves birmingham at 10:24 traveling to london.....The journey takes 3 hours, But it stops for 5 mins at reading station......After london it travels at a speed of 60 mph towards Plymouth.......The train arrives in plymouth at 16:48........How many people were on the train?
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Post by ahrkboob »

suggestion;
placing an amnessty bin by the entrance. not for drugs, just general pocket debris
you will fry!
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Post by james »

Riddle me this, riddle me that, too many riddles makes you a....

I like in this months Outline the Mustard advert has Rubbish down as 'funky student tunes'. I am loving your website too
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mustard = morons (cheap morons)
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Post by jonny jj winter »

T minus 2 days!

get prepared for the worst night of your life..
3 live acts, double figures on the DJ roster
get down there on wednesday, turnouts going to be big (87%) so come early to not be dissapointed!

mustard lounge, 10:00 - 01:30, (£3) Gypo are on at midnight!

come see the spectacle, rubbish outfits R standard! bring some money for raffle tickets.

R R R R R R Rubbish!
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Post by Jonny Megabyte »

I've heard
LARKMAN VORHEES
may be
playing?
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Post by mute »

Too much fun last night!!
Good job guys! 8)
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Post by Jonny Megabyte »

How f*cking shit was last night?
24 carat turd!
Thanks for letting us play, guys. Even though during our entire set, this twat kept pressing up against me and Ahrkboob and thoughout the fun, provided us with the helpful comments:
(0-7minutes) "Put this record on!" -handing us Abba, the record that had just been on
(7-11minutes) "Let my girlfriend mc" - pushing some poor girl in our direction who said "she had no idea who he was!"
(11-17minutes) "I need your mixer" trying to unplug the PS2!!

This last comment was repeated constantly until a tinitis like sensation was felt. Well done to this guy. Even though we ignored you for the entire evening, we still loved you thrusting your fat, sweaty body into our backs for 25 minutes in a vain attempt to get some pussy (it failed!). A MASSIVE thanks to everyone else including Mikey, who provided top rubbish scratching accompanyment to our shit Ghetto Tech sounds of LARKMAN VORHEES. The album will not be out!

Quote of the night:

"If he doesn't turn that f*cking mike off, I'm gonna stuff it right up his f*cking arse!- You guys are NEVER playing here again!" - Mustard Doorman on Ahrkboob/ Chakka Khant Mix's vocal masterpieces.

Mustard are Rubbish! Getting pissed off at record entry!
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Post by james »

Haha, I had a rubbishly great night. Thanks for putting it together.

The sound system downstairs sounded as though it was being raped to within an inch of it's life, but that's all good. Fat, sweaty body man needed a fat, sweaty punch to the face by the sound of it. I enjoyed the beatage from the spread of Deejays though and yes Mikey on the scratch was rather splendid.

Haha @ the quote, sounded like he was having a good time.
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