france - england OR EURO 2004 discussion

Professeur Monologue · Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:43 am

nothing to add

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well, in fact, I could add something

james · Post by **james** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 10:37 am

I have to congratulate Zidane on a fantastic free-kick and display my anger at Gerrard for a horrible pass back that led to the penalty.

Maybe see you in the final!

lew · Post by **lew** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:22 am

i would have to say that i was incredibly shocked to walk into my house and see the most dismal display of football i have ever seen,if you haven't guessed i got home on the 89th minute........lucky me!!
its fair to say that France are one of the most dominant teams in the competition,but was it my fault that the england squad turned into the kids of widney high the very second i look at the television screen.
what was Gerrard thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What
WHAT!

Ra · Post by Ra » Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:06 pm

cough... [losers] cough...

willy the piss · Post by **willy the piss** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:47 pm

is that picture zizou? why has he got hair?
talk about a turnaround, beckham´s penalty was good wasn´t it?

james · Post by **james** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:31 pm

willy the piss wrote:is that picture zizou? why has he got hair?
talk about a turnaround, beckham´s penalty was good wasn´t it?

If you look closely at the picture it has 98 next to it, so I guess it was drawn around France 98' when Zidane probably had a few more hairs on his head. However it is from the front and you can't always notice his little monk-like bald patch from that angle.

Beckham's kick was the perfect height...........for a diving save by Barthez.

Professeur Monologue · Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:20 pm

maybe beckham should try to get bald, he would score his penalty kicks

tom p · Post by **tom p** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:58 pm

Steven Gerard........tut, tut
Here are some anagrams....

'A Dr Never Gets' any better at football
'A trend verges'...a trend of losing
'Engraved, Rest'..in peace

well that somes up my view!
i only just realised ive got the spelling of gerrard wrong for those.

here are some right ones...

'Granted server'..of the french
'Rat Dr, Sever Eng'..lands hopes

(i liked the first ones better!)

Hénrí · Post by **Hénrí** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 5:05 pm

It made me laugh, haw haw (like that)

Kenny · Post by **Kenny** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 5:13 pm

I still haven't fully comprehended what happened. You frenchies wait till the final.... <shakes fist>.

willy the piss · Post by **willy the piss** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 5:20 pm

isn´t beckham shaved? thats a start, i hear he missed because he has pubic lice from that pixie...

nemster · Post by **nemster** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 10:26 pm

May be next time England will have a real goalkeeper. I think that Sven Goran Erikson will be cooler and more relax with more beer in his stomach.

Even Romeo cried.

willy the piss · Post by **willy the piss** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:46 pm

(s)he's just crying cos both her parents careers are heading downhill, oh yeah and that she won't ever be taken away by the pixies because they fear her mega pixie mum

reformed pixies at v festival this year by the way

james · Post by **james** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:17 am

ahah Yoooo Nemster, good to have you here man. Yo Boys Forever.

That photo of the mini-Beckham is great. I am surprised how demonic the child looks though. Let's hope he doesn't shed any tears tonight with the England vs. Switzerland match.

Professeur Monologue · Thu Jun 17, 2004 4:52 pm

if england loose tonight vs switzerland, he won't cry, he will directly slice his throat to avoid the shame