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Wicked!!

Have you ever seen Duplo do crack?
Or Sticklebrix do smack?

We must get more toy depravity!!

Nice one...
Ice T's coming to Norwich!!!

joking...I know it was a while ago

I produced this little beauty with I was out of my head on Special K last week:
the results are simply stunning, I think you'll agree.

He would give tramp with turntable a run for his smell.

:I'll have you know I took a bath 2 MONTHS AGO!!

This tramp's cleanliness is unsurpassed.

Have you tried glue: it's a cheaper alternative.

That way you only have to sell your 7"s.

Nice one.
In the mean time: here's a suggestion:

We're here for you, man.
Crack's a nasty nasty habit, but you can get through this.
It's okay to admit it...we've all been there.

I've got a little heart-shaped skid-mark on the inside of my undercrackers:
you guys should really use it for your next flier- it's a very pleasing image!

...and to those grossed-out mortals reading this:
don't worry, the shit-stain isn't mine...it was already there when I found the said garment)

I've waited at the bus stop for 2 weeks now...
...and still no sign of the Playbus




...or the Y-Bird for that matter

Like the flier...very Playschool
(or Playdays if you're 'new school')

I drank Whiskey...that's got water in it, hasn't it?

Sounds like crack to me!

Have you got Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne"?

Barry Scott: he a cunt

Dude...what happened?
The night sounds great, but where is the sick flier?

I miss the sight of hooks into flesh or drowned babies
(wipes tear from eye)