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This is very important, a friend at the department of health sent it to me could you please comply with it fully as it is a matter of national importance. Her Majesty’s Government Our Ref: 3692/f Date: 02/06/2006 Subject: Changes To whom it may concern, Due to changes in the environment, and the way...

Me and camilla are trying to put some playlists together for a radio show so have mainly been listening to sisters doin it for themselves, Kid Loco Herbaliser, Aim, Amon Tobin, Thievery Corporation, Fila Brazilla, Dj Cam and other ninja pants. But this is probally of no intrest to anyone. ps the sho...

hey twat err I mean Shaun, where are you goin in the new world cos I have some depts to settle over ther and could do with a strapping lad like you going along and reminding Pablo and his cronies with the use of unrequenting force just how much they owe me. so tell me the countries and I will tell y...

Sonny has had to look elsewhere for singing partners since he started smoking crack and cher left.

Some twats like me actually have to live there, with the twat police hasslin you all the time breaking into your house in the wee hours to cut off random pieces of hair ripping your jeans and felt tip penning their tags on your new trainers.

Count me in for the 22nd