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I don't like this punk's nasty smileys. I'm putting a curse on him!
I will not buy you a ticket but I will give you your baby back and 28 fizzy cola bottles (the non haribo variety) where is the gig on? I do not like looking up things on the tinterweb

Hey do you think I could take my sign out of retirement, just for the night, I'm starting to get withdrawls

The lack of abuse make my soul rejoyce! I love you guys don't ever change...

Thank you both! your kind words mean alot. I am better now

Ok, My Official Apology I believe I acted somewhat out of character over the weekend. This was due to a rear condition I suffer from called anarcholepsy, Episodes are brought about by my over excitement, or when I hear Thunderstruck played backwards on a gramophone. I understand that squirrels and s...

Oh also, I don't have your frizbee, I'm sorry, we can get you another one next year thats a promise...

Ok, My Official Apology I believe I acted somewhat out of character over the weekend. This was due to a rear condition I suffer from called anarcholepsy, Episodes are brought about by my over excitement, or when I hear Thunderstruck played backwards on a gramophone. I understand that squirrels and s...

Hey, I just got home.....I don't have your camera and you can have your Frizbee back when I get my dignity back