uncollected.co.uk

it reminds me of the only redeeming feature of the film titanic... only more scandanavian and a little more bubbly... if only there were some sharper objects to bounce off... or sound effects at least...

Natasha, Jemma and Jade Williams with children Amani, T-Jay and Lita

... says it all...

can anyone add to mine and will's list of old school lynx smells....
not the pretenders to the throne we see today with all the rooftop kung fu nonsense...
java
oriental
nevada
tempest
mirage
musk
africa

with your help... this unnecessary suffering can be stopped... suggestions are free... as ever...

hahahaha... imagine if fascists tried to ban crime... the price of laughs would skyrocket... can we make a short film of the robbery?... when i get back in the summer...

there are no words...

motherfuckers... i'll keep my eye out down london way haha... any of those mustard knobstewards show their faces round here i'll feed them really hot mustard... so that their bumbums sting for weeks... i'm thinking some colmans english... and some dijon for texture... and shinyhot sauce for the SPIC...

harharhar... i'm as clever as clever can be... Wed 9 Mar Spitz and Knom present Sole (anticon) + TEPR + DJ Super Numeri (Ninja Tune) Self-deprecating sarcasm, political observation and social commentary from one of the founders of the Oakland, California, hip-hop label anticon. Born in Maine, Sole h...

23/4th febuary at jazz cafe in camden... why is this not on the forum already james?... haha... oh plus guests... not sure who... del and someone probably... i hope...

urm... would you really accept a brownie from rab c nesbit in drag?... i don't care how much weed she puts in them... i think i'll stick to the ancient 'fire sticks' method... it'd be cool to score from your granny though...

how fucking bored would you get?... at least you'd live long enough to disprove the existence of god to yourself haha... that's about the only good point i can think of... oh actually... you'd get to play on Grand Theft Auto: Norwich.... they'd have put that one out by then i'm sure... man... drive ...

goddamn i forgot how hot she is... that kind of makes watching leon a bit awkward haha... kiera knightly can fuck off...

i can't wait to have kids... i doubt parents will read to their children much any more in the future... we'll be too busy trying on the latest sliver suits... and taking 'nuke'... so instead of reading them billy goats gruff i can just sit them in front of the computer watching these... they're very...

we'll be at kings cross dude don't worry...

i think there'll defintely be a contingent from 51 Granby street going... see you there...
:bong:

is there some transformers film coming out soon or something?.. sponsored by BMW probably...
urm... i think the gobots would kick the mini's ugly head in anyway haha...